Super-Trafalgar

Dear Delicious Anons and Submitters,

I am of course delighted and flattered that you entrust your deepest desires, your darkest fantasies and, in the case of submitters your intimate pictures of your bare self, to your humble servant. However, as I am sure you will have all have noticed, there is sometimes a lack of pertinent information in your missives to me, apart from a plaintive cry for humiliation.

Now, I shouldn't need to tell you this but a one-liner asking for humiliation is NMFU. (aka: "Not Much Fucking Use"). Yes, I'm looking at _you_, anon! 

See how that didn't work? That's because humiliation needs to be targeted at you personally. It's just like a cruise missile; you can't just fire it off into the air and expect it hit the right thing. It needs to be programmed with a specific heat signature so it can lock onto you, and specifically you. You need to feel that nasty fucker aiming straight for your ass. The need for more information is still true if you submit a picture of yourself along with your one liner. Because, really, all I can do then is assume you want me to tear into your body image. I'll do it, and I'll enjoy it, but maybe that wasn't what you were looking for.

However, I also appreciate that you Anon's are a bit shy. That's why you all call yourself "Anon" and like to hide out in a pack, wearing sunglasses. You feel a bit nervous admitting out loud those dirty, shameful things that makes your naughty little cunt turn squishy.

Which leaves us with a dilemma: I can't satisfy your deepest cravings if you don't give me the information I need, but on the other hand you are too refined and modest to tell me what you like. I will make no jokes about impaling you on the horns of a dilemma, although, obviously, the temptation is very strong. Instead, I will merely say that I have got a solution. It's called the Humiliation Self-Profiling Kit. You don't need to tell me anything too embarrassing, just send me some numbers and letters in reply to the questions below.

The other reason for doing this is because of the stupifyingly annoying character count limits on Asks.  The idea is that by just referring to the items in the list, you can hopefully fit the answer into the space. If it doesn't fit, you can just send another Ask.

So, without any more ado, I give you The Humiliation Self-Profiling Kit for submissive women.

NB: In the following I use the term "Owner" as a generic term to refer to any of: Dom, Domme, Master, Mistress or Top.

I Version @Super-T-1.1.0

Just copy this info into your answer, so if/when questions get updated, we know what version of the Kit you were working with.

II Core information

1. Age:  Can be approximate, if you like

2. Name: Not your real name, just something I can call you by, rather than "Anon". Then if our correspondence carries on subsequently, you can identify yourself.

3. Het, Bi or Lez? Yeah, I'm being deliberately un-PC here, but I love you lezbos, as it happens

4. At what age did you have your first humiliation experience or realise that humiliation made you wet? Just need a number here

III List of Humiliations

Indicate what numbers in this list makes your face glow red and your cunt drip uncontrollably. There's currently about 130 items in here. Not all of them will be to your taste, and some items will have a much more intense effect than others. So, give me that list of the most intense ones. Remember also, that we're talking about what you fantasise about, not necessarily what you might try in real l

1. Being Controlled / Owned

1. Being ordered around
   
2. Made to perform tasks
3. Being denied orgasm
4. Having to ask to go to the toilet
5. Being told what you can wear
6. Having to be naked in the house
7. Being told what you are allowed to eat
8. Being told when and where you can sleep
9. Having to wear a collar or some other means to show that you're owned
10.  Having to eat off the floor
11.  Having to crawl on all fours

2. Being put on display

1. Having to wear slutty and/or revealing clothes at home
2. Having to wear slutty and/or revealing clothes in public
3. Having to wear slutty and/or revealing clothes at work
4. Having to expose yourself in public
5. Being inspected
6. Being inspected in front of guests
7. Having your clothes ripped or cut off you
8. Made to masturbate in front of others

3. Being treated as a sex object

1. Being groped by your Owner whenever s/he wants
2. Being groped in public
3. Being groped in public by a stranger
4. Being treated as nothing but a set of holes
5. Being treated as nothing more than a pair of big tits
6. Having a bag pulled over your head while you are fucked
7. Being roughly fucked
8. Having to take it up your ass
9. Having to take it down your throat
10.  Being used as a cumbucket or cumrag
11.  Being gang-banged
12.  Being whored out
13.  Being used as a party favour
14.  Being used in a glory hole or adult theatre
15.  Being raped

4. Being verbally degraded

1. Being talked to in a condescending manner
2. Being talked to in a rude and arrogant fashion
3. Being castigated for doing something incorrectly
4. Being called dirty
5. Being called a slut or whore
6. Being called worthless
7. Being called stupid
8. Being called a cunt
9. Being called a bitch 
10. Being called a pig
11. Being called a cow
12. Being called an animal
13. Being talked about to others
14. Being talked about to others as if you're not there
15. Having any of the above names written on your body
16. Making you agree with and repeat back the names you are being called

5. Being physically hurt as a means of humiliation

1. Having your hair pulled
2. Having your face slapped
3. Having your tits slapped
4. Having your cunt slapped
5. Having your nipples pinched or clamped
6. Being bent over and having your ass spanked

6. Being treated as unimportant

1. Having your views mocked, belittled or ignored
2. Having your feelings mocked, belittled or ignored
3. Having your time deliberately wasted
4. Being ignored altogether
5. Treating your work or career as trivial or unimportant
6. Being made to say you believe something which directly contradicts your actual views and beliefs
7. Having your needs ignored in favour of your Owner's.

7. Being shamed about your body

1. Being told you're too fat
2. Being told your tits are too small
3. Being told you're ugly
4. Being told you're old and saggy

8. Physical Constraints as a means of humiliation

1. Being tied up with your cunt, tits or ass available for use
2. Being gagged to stop you talking
3. Being gagged with your panties
4. Having your mouth stretched open so it can be used
5. Being made to stand in the corner
6. Being made to adopt a certain posture and hold still
7. Being made to adopt a certain posture which makes your cunt, tits, ass or mouth available for use
8. Being kept locked up in a cage
9. Being kept in chains

9. Making you do demeaning and disgusting things

1. Being spat on
2. Making you piss yourself
3. Not letting you use your toilet to piss in
4. Being pissed on or in
5. Having to swallow your Owner's piss
6. Having piss in or over your food
7. Having cum in or over your food
8. Fucking you in the bathroom
9. Making you lick the toilet clean
10. Making you have sex in a public toilet
11. Making you hump yourself on various objects
12. Having to lick your Owner's asshole
13. Having a toilet brush shoved up your cunt or asshole to clean it
14. Making you lick his/her shoes clean
15. Being hosed down like an animal
16. Being made to lie in mud
17. Being made to spend the night in the barn
18. Having you eat with all the other animals

10. Controlling your other relationships 

1. Having your private life discussed with family, friends or work colleagues
2. Having intimate pictures of you shown to family, friends or work colleagues
3. Having pictures of you posted onto the web
4. Making you have sex with your friends or work colleagues
5. Making you help arrange sex for your Owner with family, friends or work colleagues
6. Giving him/her access to all your computer accounts - email, facebook, blogs...
7. Giving him access to your phone, messages and contacts

11. Race play as humiliation

1.  Having your race treated as inferior
2.  Being made to fuck other races who you wouldn't normally
3.  Being called racially insulting names

12. Gender play as humiliation

1. Making you have sex with a woman if you're straight
2. Making you have sex with a man if you're a lesbian
3. Treating you as inferior because you're a woman

13. Your position in your relationship

1. Letting your Owner have sex with other women
2. Having to watch or listen to him/her have sex with another
3. Being denied sex while your Owner has as much sex as they want
4. Being denied sex apart from up your ass, while your Owner has as much sex as they want
5. Having to help find and arrange other women for your Owner to have sex with
6. Being told by your Owner how much more s/he enjoys sex with the other woman
7. Having to move into the spare room because his lover is now in your room
8. Having to clean his lover's home as well as yours
9. Having to buy her clothes, gifts and jewellery
10. Having to clean her cunt and his cock with your mouth after they've made love
11.  Being humiliated by your Owner's lover for being inferior to her
12.  Not even having a Owner: you're just the live-in maid for another couple

14. Generic Humiliation

1. Being laughed at
2. Being told that making you feel mortified makes his cock hard
3. Having to beg him for something you need or want
4. Having to beg him not to make you do something you don't want to do
5. Being humiliated to tears
6. Being encouraged to cry because it turns your Owner on
7. Being taunted because your cunt gets wet when you are humiliated
8. Having to be grateful to your Owner for how you were humiliated by him/her

It's pretty fucking hot just reading through that list, don't you think? Here's a sample fictitious answer:

@S-T-1.0

1. 42 2. Frederica 3. Bi 4. 23

1:1,2,5,11 2:all 3:1-10,15  4:1-5,8,10,13-16 5:1 6:5 8:1-5 14:1-4,7,8

See? Short and not difficult at all, is it, anons?

Notes for non-anon's

Well, you all can re-blog it to your heart's content, and add your answers! Go on, you know you want to.

This is a pretty comprehensive list here, but I am sure people will let me know of things which I've missed out and need adding. So, when I do that I will also update the version number. Conversely, if you feel the burning need to copy this and update it yourself, then please change the version name as well from it's current setting and append your ID: e.g. Super-T/domly-dude23. Version control, cool, huh?

Bonus Points

Since I published this and got many, many replies to it, I often felt the need to ask even more questions to get a better idea of how to humiliate you. (Or, let's be honest, because it made my cock hard.)  You can pre-empt those questions and get bonus points by answering them as well.

V Additional Info (Optional)

1. What do you look like? 

2. What race / ethnicity / nationality are you? 

3. Are you religious? (if so, what faith?)

4. Are you a virgin?

5. If the answer to 4 is no, then how many men or women have you had sex with and which of your holes have they fucked?